Last updated 18 August 2026
This is an unofficial fan-made parody site. It is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or sponsored by The Powdered Dusty. Nothing on this site is for sale, no payments are taken, and no subscription can start or renew. The terms below describe how the service would operate if it opens, and take effect only from the day it does.
Draft for review. This wording has not been checked by a lawyer and must be reviewed before the site takes live payments.
This site does not sell physical goods, so we do not collect delivery addresses. If a store opens, this policy will be updated before any address is collected.
To sign you in and to prevent abuse. No payment data is collected, because nothing is sold here.
Stripe for payment processing and Cloudflare for hosting and security. We do not sell your data.
Account and transaction records are kept while your account is active, and afterwards for as long as required for tax and accounting purposes.
You can request a copy of your data or ask us to delete your account. Some records must be retained for legal reasons even after deletion.
Privacy requests: see the contact page.